It is always a bad sign when someone comes running into the office and tries to shut the door behind them while breathing hard and stammering about someone attacking them! Not a good sign that the day is going to be anything but shiiiity! We address the person shaking like a leaf in the office … More Arrested Developmental Wife
Calm day. Nothing going on. Checking out people. Wishing them a great day. NOTHING going on…..it should have been my warning that today would be anything but calm and quiet. There are times when you meet people at this job that you really say CONFUSION SAY WHAAT?! Today was one of those day. Again, this … More Confusion say whaaat?!
Again, if I have not said it enough….THANK YOU for forgetting the basics that you learned as a child. I cannot express just how awesome it is that you came to stay and left a deposit of this magnitude. With that being said I will now regale you with a stink worthy story and a … More We know what you did last night……
We started this hotel with NO breakfast. We got a little fancy with a small to go bag and then that parlayed into a fancy pants full continental breakfast. We had NO idea what this was going to become and boy were we in for it. A continental breakfast is there to get your day … More The bank breaking breakfast
There are things that people do in hotels that make you scratch your head and giggle because they think that no evidence was left behind. We have seen just about everything. And I do mean EVERYTHING. Squeamish people avert your eyes….this might get a little bloody. We have ‘discovered’ cocaine filled straws, bullets enrolled in … More Medicinal this was not……
There are times when something is offered to you as a worker of the hotel. Usually it is a token of gratitude and it is given from a good place. Those are the things that are nice to be given and they are appreciated. We are not allowed to accept gifts but there have been … More Gynecological Offers
There are things that people do when they are in the hotel that baffle me beyond words! I cannot even begin to think of what they are thinking and how they miss the OBVIOUS amenities that they pay for and we provide! There are a few and I shall mention them here. If you are … More Really?!?!
There are a great many guests that come for the outside activities that our location provides. There are water Activities such as boating, swimming, fishing, kayaking, sailing. …..anything under the golden sun that you can think of wanting to do. It’s a good time had by all. We provide beach towels. MWR provides everything else. … More Dead Fish
Sometimes it’s just a fun day.
I don’t mind people who smoke. I am a smoker. I don’t judge any one else for having this nasty ass habit. I do, however, hold it against you when I can still smell you AN HOUR after you have left the area! There is a family here that are my Smokey Smokerson’s. And they … More The Smokey Smokerson’s came to town
Hospitality Hijinx 